In 3 hours white people will begin the weekly ritual known as Brunch. A 6-hour celebration of looking at iPhone & complaining about hangover
Tonight at 11: We'll talk to a woman who was attacked with a waffle iron while trying to buy discount pepper spray on #blackfriday
Tonight at 11: the NYPD makes a polite, but impassioned plea for you to quit filming them beating up unarmed citizens. #occupywallstreet
BREAKING: Jesus would rather have a guy obnoxiously pray to him than force his junk on a coed in a Georgia bathroom.
We're doing a segment on dipshits, @aplusk hoping to get a few minutes of your time.