Oxford Street needs to keep a tourist lane and a “I don’t got time” lane lol.
Bindis being called Face Gems, Durags being called Urban Tie Caps. Cultural re-branding at its finest lol.
Spell arsenal in lower case, seeing as we don’t like to capitalise.
Work colleague: “Aw, I’m gonna follow you on Twitter!” No the fuck you won’t.
UK average salary - £26,500. London average salary - £30k. Non-EU nationals gotta earn roughly 20% more than the average now.