You never know what a blessing will look like.
I love how "money's not an issue"...until you give them a price.
"Escalators cannot break! They can only become stairs"!
You can run, but you'll only die tired.
The thing that sucks is that there's no new old music.
The only thing better than watermelon is forgetting you have watermelon, and waking up to it.
If your age consists of 2 numbers...please get off the razor scooter.