#CancelColbert is the best filter if you want to create a Twitter list called "idiots who don't understand satire"
@CuteMonsterDad @LifeofDadShow @Wendys doesn't matter how a kid starts out. It's where they end up. Every kid is potential #Frosty4Adoption
Um. No. No it doesn't. Not by a long shot, Bruce "@BruceSallan ... Rape now means whenever a woman regrets it after the fact! #dadchat"
Elementary school parent memos are the one thing keeping comic sans alive and well.