"Can I have a cake please?"
"Oh what's the special occasion?"
Happy Christopher Columbus Day! Go out and take something from someone else and claim you discovered it first!
First rule of chess club, do fight club's homework.
Sometimes all you can do is laugh and eat 47 oreos.
Sarah Mclachlan here for abused Broncos
At least Peyton Manning can go home to his supermodel wife... Oh wait that's Tom Brady... Well at lease he's won 2... Wait that's Eli... Um