Dear Students, Those squiggly red lines your word processor puts under certain words in your paper aren't just decorative.
Dear Student, When the first line of your paper included the phrase "in this post, I will be examining…", I'll probably check for plagiarism
"Most of the 10 commandments are common sense, but some of them are to honor your father and mother & not to murder or steal."
Dear Student, You cited a press release from the office of Rick Perry as an authoritative source on the Bible. I'm actually speechless.