Saw a quote from Trump years back where he says if he ever ran for Prez, he'd just lie and tell people what they want to hear.
1. Release Facial Recognition Blimp 2. Claim it was accidental 3. Have everyone run outside, turn faces toward sky 4. JACKPOT
A million dollars to the first person who creates a magic spell that spawns a linoleum square under a cat that's about to hork.
I'm waiting for the iPhone 6 Ultra Mega Plus Plus that comes with a lanyard so I can wear it around my neck like Flava Flav.
Seriously, how can you be _____ about ______ when there's so much _______ going on in _______?