Refreshing my Twitter every 30 seconds until LVG has been sacked. Your villa in Portugal is calling for you. #MUFC
Need a new main sponsor ASAP. If anybody is interested please contact me! Thank you! Please RT you wonderful people
You cannot beat a late night Crucible decider! #ilovesnooker @WorldSnooker1
All I want is to do is go onto my twitter and see that we've signed Di Maria, Vidal and rojo. #MUFC #notaskingmuch
Ronnie O'Sullivan is an absolute genius. He is the best player to ever pick up a cue. #God
Amazingly, you can also make pancakes on all of the other 364 days of the year.