Schrödinger's Powerball ticket. Until I look at the actual lotto results, I have both won AND lost $1.5 Billion dollars.
When you're taking photos this year, just remember... the "Hipster Beard" will be known as the face-mullet of our age.
But... If I get the new iPhone 7 wireless ear buds it's going to mess up my, "I can't go jogging, my earbuds are tangled", excuse.
What if instead of Skittles it was a million humans displaced by war. Would you turn your back on them all? THAT is the Syrian problem.