CLOWN HISTORY: The first "clown" was just a clumsy, homeless albino. And he was the funniest one ever.
With all this 10th Anniversary of 9/11 overkill, I'm starting to wish 9/11 had never even happened.
I can see why people would believe "Pray Away the Gay" would work. I mean, that's a lot of rhyming for such a short sentence.
"Michael Vick's resurgence is great! Nice to see such great things happen to good people." - A cat
ADVICE FOR LADIES: There's absolutely no better way to tell your father you love him than to date a man close to his age.