I wish Alice and Bob would just sort their shit out and move in together so they didn't keep having to send each other encrypted messages.
I'm all for asteroid mining provided it goes terribly wrong and there are alien artefacts involved.
It's outrageous that a beer now costs more than a computer.
Samsung announce military products subdivision; first product will be innovative, flat-style grenade.
Tories announce ten-week deadline for new leader. This is going to be the worst season of Britain's Got Talent yet.