The Sun God is angry. We must sacrifice the leader of the tribe. Get David Cameron into the wicker man now.
The lesson of Deadpool is that Something Different works. So make a daffy G-rated Squirrel Girl movie aimed at tweens. Not Deadpool again.
So, non-racist Leave campaign leaders ... when can we expect those condemnations of the unlovely spate of open racist abuse on the streets?
Hating foreigners so much you're eager to damage your own country to get at them is clinically insane - and now government policy.
It must be awful being a perfectly respectable dominatrix and then outed as someone who'd sleep with a government minister.