No matter how few clothes a woman is wearing tonight, please be respectful. Don't blankly stare at them while drooling eating a Reese's Cup
Ice Cream is like sex. I can't remember the last time I had it.
I get the wanderlust traveler stuff but have you ever chilled on your couch because it's sick
Plastic surgeon: "what work were u looking to have done?" Me: *shows Doctor a snapchat frowny smushed face selfie*