Hey girl, was your dad an avocado because you're the good kind of fat.
Just watched a documentary about a 14 y/o girl who sailed around the world by herself. I got lost in a Costco when I was 14.. And last week.
Sorry I didn't like your Instagram picture but the beach horizon was tilted 0.5°.
The hardest thing about being in your mid-30s is not knowing if you're getting better looking with age or more delusional.