Goes to Olive Garden. Passes host a note: "Olives grown on trees. Trees grow in groves".
My kids are playing cowboys and Indians. One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot stuff, the other is providing tech support.
I can't wait for winter, when the weather cools down and it's finally safe to leave your baby locked in the car again.
The most important part of Secret Service training is when they teach you not to leave the president in the car on a hot day.
Here's the deal, if you're gonna bring your baby to an R-Rated movie, I'm going to give the baby a cigarette.