I support Boris Johnson's bid to leave the EU. In fact, I'll pack his bags & drive him to the airport.
I wandered lonely as a cloud.
So I took a photo of the cloud
And tweeted it and got 38
Retweets. Next time: daffodils. #NationalPoetryDay
Jacob Rees Mogg has been appointed Minister of the 1920's. #CabinetReshuffle